Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Infidels Against Prabhupada!

"We have organisation, men and money ready for the long fight ahead. As we said before, we will not rest until Srila Prabhupada's movement is returned back to Srila Prabhupada, brick by brick."
— IRM: ISKCON Revival Movement
Butters takes on the cause: Back to Prabhupada! Down with the Infidels!
Background: Ruoholahdenkatu 24, Helsinki — Infidel Headquarters


Vegman said...

How noble of you Anandaji. But, shouldn't you be busy with leading Buddhist suckers into the vacuum of the Viraja instead of making Hare Krishna cartoons?

Mr. Ananda said...

Stuff like this is guaranteed to give an authentic Half Satori experience! Don't underestimate my underlying motivations and the grand sinister plan.

Vegman said...

Sinister? Probably.

There is nothing great about you anymore Anandaji.
Your plots and plans are the work of a warped mind, but there is certainly nothing great about them.

The real enemy of the Hare Krishna cult is within the inner chambers of the cult.

Outsiders like you making cartoons are only a threat to yourself.
You can't hurt anybody but yourself.

The Krishna cult has weathered more adversity than any blooped-out pothead like you can throw at it.

You wanted grandeur within the cult and it didn't come.
Now, you want grandeur as an enemy of the cult, but I am afraid that grandeur will simply escape you.

Grandeur was never meant for you Anandaji.

By the way, when did you stop wiping your ass with your bare hand?

Mr. Ananda said...

I did fall of the chair laughing to the cartoon and the people behind the inspiration, so I suppose it does pose a threat to myself as well. However I'll trade a minor bruise anytime for good laughs.

As far as the dangers lurking in the inner chamber of Hare Krishna, are you sure you didn't pick that off a Harry Potter novel? Fits well with the IRM battle with Narayana Maharaja, the Heir of Prabhupada. I wonder if he speaks parseltongue. Suppose I put on a groovy cloak, could I play a dark wizard perchance?

When did I stop wiping my ass with my bare hand? Well there's a prudent question. For your information, I got a pair of special rubber gloves for the task in Kathmandu last fall, and it's been a lot smoother ever since. No waste of toilet paper, no soiled hands. And you say I don't have potential for grandeur! I think you're just envious of my brilliance.

Vegman said...

Using toilet paper is very good.
Because, Mayavadis become trees and toilet paper is made of trees.
So, when you wipe your ass with toilet paper you are wiping your ass with a Mayavadi.
I think that is a good thing.

Just make sure you put some water on the toilet paper and it is all good bro.

Anonymous said...

Tell ya what -- why not just forget all about India and religion and all the mental/intellectual wanking -- and try this: put together a speed/cocaine/heroin cocktail -- mainline it -- and as your head is rushing headlong into xanadu have two beautiful young women perform oral sex on you. Then when you think back at all your crises of faith your lips will curl and you will spit.

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