Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Dangers of Incoherent Internet Usage

Internet forums and blog comments tend to fill with the obscurest possible attempts at verbal communication. Many posts are so indescribably incoherent that they are rarely intelligible even to the architect of the verbal potpourri himself. It's all fun and games they say, yet few understand the very real dangers writing on the internet in an incoherent state of mind can cause to innocent readers.


Be a responsible internet person — consider the potential psychological and physiological injuries your readers may sustain when exposed to your writings. The following flowchart presents a basic five-point-program to help overcome the urge to post in heightened states of incoherence. If you are an incoherent addict, print it out and and study it whenever you feel the urge to post your productions to a website.


Exercise particular attention when posting to a site you are addicted to, as addictions tend to lower the threshold for emotional and irrational responses. A special word of caution is in place for addicts posting under anonymous aliases on sites they've sworn to never participate at again. While self-control and peer support may help some get over their budding addiction, advanced cases of focused iOCD are best left in the hands of trained professionals.

21 comments:

Dork Catcher said...

You obviously have too much spare time on your hands. Maybe you should get a job, get a life and forget about trying to be an internet sensation? An idle mind is the devil's workshop.
Obviously, you never learned any jobs skills or work skills having joined a cult at a young age.
It's not too late.
If you never learn jobs skills and work skills you will just remain a vagabond wandering around from one place to another living in the homes of people that do work for a living.

Get a life Ananda.
Get a real job and learn some job skills, social skills and learn how to survive on your own outside the cult.
Maybe some day you can even have your own home just like an adult?
God forbid the Dork would ever go to college and join the 21st Century.
I think that is what they call - LOSER.

Anartha Police said...

But, you don't have any problem hanging out out GR forums will every class of derelict habituated to all sorts of "bad habits".

Are you saying that you support the 4 regs of the Hare Krishna cult and think everyone should obey their rules?

No drinking.
No illicit sex.
No Gambling.
No intoxication.

It's good to see that Ananda is such an ardent proponent of the Hare Krishna cult rules.

But, aren't those rules only for the cult members?

Anonymous said...

Ananda fits right in with that GR crowd, he is like a Finnish version of that long winded wordy weirdo Kalisurfer.

Mr. Ananda said...

You obviously have too much spare time on your hands. Maybe you should get a job, get a life and forget about trying to be an internet sensation? An idle mind is the devil's workshop. Obviously, you never learned any jobs skills or work skills having joined a cult at a young age.

Incidentally I wrote that on a break from a ten hour coding session for an upcoming product scheduled for global release in two months. So go eat your undies now, neener neener. I'll buy you a new set from the first cut off the sales.

Free The Slaves said...

The guy is obviously still brainwashed by the cult he spent a decade trapped in if he thinks that one or two beers makes a grown man "incoherent".
Obviously, the stains of the cult are still left on his mind if he thinks that a couple of beers makes a grown man "incoherent".

Such great thinkers as Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin were quite fond of beer and in fact brewed their own.

So, of course we are not surprised that a newly emancipated cult derelict like Ananda harbors such prejudice towards having a couple of beer.

You can take the boy out of the cult, but you can't take the cult out of the boy.

It is going take take many years for him to recover from his cult indoctrination and become a normal citizen in human society.

Voices said...

See, there needs to be some "Beercharyas" in society to show the world that just because you have of couple of beers you don't have to turn against Krishna.
Ananda decided that in order for him to run wild and become a wanton sense enjoyer with his girls and marijuana he had to turn against his Lord and become a blasphemer.
Yeah, as if becoming a blasphemer on top of being a sense enjoyer is really going to help?

See Ananda, not everyone that has anarthas feels as if they have to turn against Krishna and the guru just because they fall short of the proper standard.

You however find it necessary to justify your runaway mind and senses by claiming you don't believe anymore and have rejected Krishna.

That is just another cheap cop out like all the many other cheap cop outs that you have used to justify you envious and arrogant character.

See Ananda, growing long facial hairs and a beard does not a man make.
That is something you have yet to learn.

You go around masquerading as a grown man behind a large growth of facial hair when in fact you are just an immature adolescent stuck in a time warp because of cult indoctrination.

Anonymous said...

I thought Kamabooty left with that O.J. doll?

Retard Patrol said...

I guess the pre-school kids are off for spring break?

Mr. Ananda said...

"Anonymous": The guy is obviously still brainwashed by the cult he spent a decade trapped in if he thinks that one or two beers makes a grown man "incoherent".
Obviously, the stains of the cult are still left on his mind if he thinks that a couple of beers makes a grown man "incoherent".


So you are drinking and posting. Even if the two sentences above are near-identical, I appreciate that they are quite coherent. You didn't misunderstand the flowchart I posted? The hops after "Go write the post" didn't mean you have to write your sentence over at each hop, and then post all your drafts at the same time. Just the final version is enough, thank you.


See Ananda, growing long facial hairs and a beard does not a man make. That is something you have yet to learn.

Oh I know you measure a different part of the body for estimating manhood. I hope you haven't bought one of those internet-marketed enlargement kits again to cultivate your male status. I'm quite happy with growing the beard, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kakabooty,

Plucking hairs from your scrotum in an attempt to please God and Gurus does not make you a man either, however O.J may get a turn on from it perhaps.

:)

Retard Patrol said...

(to the above post)

The Retard Patrol has identified your IP number and are sending the authorities to confiscate your computer for operating equipment without sufficient brain substance.

Anonymous said...

Ok Kakabooty whatever u and O.J say...

LOL

Anonymous said...

Or better yet I think you should be called:

~Cock-in-Booty~

More fitting with your leather lovin lifestyle!

Retard Patrol said...

It appears that some of the nut cases from GR forums do come by this blog occasionally to dump a load and relieve their bowels of partially digested animal flesh.

Mr. Ananda said...

Guys and gals, how about switching to a private channel with your gay and stool fantasies, okay? I'm commenting on incoherent internet usage, not actually attempting to communicate with incoherent internet users.

On a second thought, having case examples attached to the article is probably a good idea, so let's go. The Freudian Element in Anonymous Internet Commentary, anyone? With special focus on those who swear they never return, and make themselves believe all it means is dropping the old nick and switching to Anon Amos?

Anonymous said...

Ananda,
If all the weirdos and nut jobs stopped posting on your blog it would be silent and in fact it would not even exist.

Anonymous said...

Ananda,
Maybe you could also comment on inconsistent internet usage and address the problem of internet users who use the internet for years to glorify Krishna and then turn around and start using the internet to say that Krishna is just a fictitious God of Hindu mythology?

Wouldn't that be more a serious issue than someone who is consistent in his internet usage even though he has a beer after dinner in the privacy of his own home?

Srila Prabhupad said...

All of you rascals, just shut the ..ck up, chant Hare Krsna and be happy!

Mr. Ananda said...

... the problem of internet users who use the internet for years to glorify Krishna and then turn around and start using the internet to say that Krishna is just a fictitious God of Hindu mythology?I'd say the inconsistency has been a problem, yes. I should have been more consistent in providing quality articles, it's been on and off due to time constraints.

Wouldn't that be more a serious issue than someone who is consistent in his internet usage even though he has a beer after dinner in the privacy of his own home?
Well if beer helps you be consistent and regular with your incoherent postings, I guess that's permissible then.

Anonymous said...

Ananda,
aren't you asking a lot when you expect that all the posts on this ridiculous blog (i.e.

http://www.halfsatori.com/2009/02/bottom-line-im-bad.html) should be coherent?

Why should comments on this blog be coherent and sensible when in fact many of the articles posted by the blogger Ananda are ridiculous and incoherent?

Why should anyone take this blog seriously when you in fact have turned into a circus?

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